"Well, to be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing here."

"Someday you will know, just go on a long soul searching journey, I'm sure the answer will show up some time in some religious way."

"You know when you say those words, in that voice, you sound stupid."

"I know, I know..."

Well it goes to show, that no matter what you're saying, it all depends on your body language and tone of voice. For example:

"Funny seeing you here, I had no idea you'd be here at all, OH HOHOHOHOHO!"

This was a bad idea to do this on a website, in words, on a page.