"I don't care about Valentine's Day" *Sniffel*

"Dude are you sad because you didn't get any chocolate?"

"No..."

"Here man." *Hands chocolate over*

"Thanks man."

Valentine's... I don't even...

"I didn't even notice."

"Yes you did, you liar!"

"Where's your proof?"

"Right here. *sticks middle finger up*"

No need for an image here.

"I have been away."

"When you leave me I feel my heart come to a slow. I cannot find joy in the highest forms of happiness, and I miss you."

"Cut the crap, you didn't miss me for a second, you just wanted to eat my snacks"

"No...the two of us are the best of friends. We cannot be swayed by such distance, because I love you."

"Okay ok, I get it."