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Would it be really bad if I just started advertising things on my blog that I almost never use?

Like if I were to tell everyone that you should buy cool custom made costumes from me because I'm awesome at making stuff.

(I can't change the font for some reason. Sorry)

"I'm Stupid."

I am an arrogant bastard. 

I know that I'm not a good person. Everything I do has an ulterior motive behind it. Even as I type I can tell you that I'm thinking about what I can gain from this; from you.

Who gave me the right to judge other people? To weigh them in my mind? I feel as though I am cruel, but I am just. 

Maybe I don't understand though. Everyone has different things that they don't tell people. I don't really get what they would be, but maybe it doesn't matter?

If they don't show it to me, they should know that I won't be able to see it or know it, that I can't understand it.

I am frustrated by this.

"It's time to go on a montage!"

"Do you mean a series of events made up of productive activities to keep up a healthy life style, get things done effectively, so that we can live better lives?"

"Yes."

"Eh...maybe later."

I think that this image insinuates something.

"I don't care about Valentine's Day" *Sniffel*

"Dude are you sad because you didn't get any chocolate?"

"No..."

"Here man." *Hands chocolate over*

"Thanks man."

Valentine's... I don't even...

"I didn't even notice."

"Yes you did, you liar!"

"Where's your proof?"

"Right here. *sticks middle finger up*"

No need for an image here.

"I have been away."

"When you leave me I feel my heart come to a slow. I cannot find joy in the highest forms of happiness, and I miss you."

"Cut the crap, you didn't miss me for a second, you just wanted to eat my snacks"

"No...the two of us are the best of friends. We cannot be swayed by such distance, because I love you."

"Okay ok, I get it."

"Since when do you have a blog, again?"

"You mean you don't remember?"

"You need to be reminded then. Get ready for a whole world of pain."