"I have been away."

"When you leave me I feel my heart come to a slow. I cannot find joy in the highest forms of happiness, and I miss you."

"Cut the crap, you didn't miss me for a second, you just wanted to eat my snacks"

"No...the two of us are the best of friends. We cannot be swayed by such distance, because I love you."

"Okay ok, I get it."