"Wait! Isn't school starting soon?"

"I was waiting for to notice."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"You never asked."

I hate it when people say this kind of thing! It's like, why didn't you take the initiative? I also hate it when they say, things that I don't understand, or when they talk about something I don't want to listen to, but I can't just say that to their faces, can I?

It's so Creepy...

*face palm* "I think I'm going to talk to someone else now."

"Why hello there? What brings you here?"

"Oh you know, just the usual."

"Dude, cut the crap, what's going on?"

"You really are psychic."

"Don't I know it!"

Do you ever get the feeling that your friends are psychic? They can be really amazing sometimes, and it really helps to have someone to talk to when there's something weighing on your mind. Or you could go on the internet and express your thoughts in the most random way you can think of in 10 seconds.

"I think you just realized that you have no life."

" I think this is the first time, that we agree. You're right, you don't have a life."

"That's not how that word works, when I say you, that's you." *points*

"Yeah! It means you."

"Well, to be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing here."

"Someday you will know, just go on a long soul searching journey, I'm sure the answer will show up some time in some religious way."

"You know when you say those words, in that voice, you sound stupid."

"I know, I know..."

Well it goes to show, that no matter what you're saying, it all depends on your body language and tone of voice. For example:

"Funny seeing you here, I had no idea you'd be here at all, OH HOHOHOHOHO!"

This was a bad idea to do this on a website, in words, on a page.

"I doubt anyone does."

"It would be weirder if they did." 

"You know what else is weird?"

Like everything, but that's beside the point, it the fact that every human being is basically a hypocrite. Even when you really try not to, it happens no matter what. It's like everything that you say just comes back to haunt you at a later date.

My best friend and, get along so well, we know what each other want before we know what we want! It's fun that way, but you realize, that the only good way to get over the stupid wall that embodies hypocrites and get to the point of telepathy, is through mutual understanding.

*READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH A BRITISH ACCENT*

"I don't really know what to say to that."

"Yup. I'm pretty sure that like 70% of the people who say that are either old or me."

"I guess that sums it up pretty well."

I think I have the weirdest conversations, wait, no. I take that back. Weird conversations just kind of happen. All the time. They're weird like that.



Weird...

"Why's that chum?"

"What's with that? What's next? Are you going to ask me: Why so glum? With all that rhyme y goodness? Well that's just great. Everything is just great."

No it isn't. Getting angry and frustrated is very common for me as of late. Just yesterday, it seemed like the whole world was against me, today I remember that the world's too stupid to team up against just one person. My life has decided that it wants to fall apart, and all of this must sound really annoying.

"If you say it is, I...won't believe you."

"That's nice, seeing as I didn't say that the whole world is boring, I only suggested it."

"If you think of it that way, isn't the whole world boring?"

"That's not what I meant...I mean, wouldn't you feel hurt if nobody even read your blog?"

"Why would I? In the first place, it was just for fun."

"That's good then."

This is a conversation I had with a friend of mine, he's really nice, and he cares for others more than he does himself. It would be good if there were more people like him.

"Well, your posts are really boring."

You don't say? Well writing a blog should be difficult for someone as boring as myself, wouldn't it? It's like I always say:

"If you don't have a better idea, shut up."

Yes this picture makes sense.

"Hmm...I don't know."

Do you ever get those moments where you say something really amazing, and you think

"Oh, I should really make a blog."

Well...I get that a lot, but only a little less than that I feel like I'd forgotten what I was going to post in the first place.

That just really sucks...

"Since when do you have a blog?"

Why does everyone keep asking me that? It's not as though this is really weird at all. We probably all saw this coming form the start, like in bad movies that you get to see the ending as soon as you introduce the main character. I'm that main character, of this blog anyway.